Our long national nightmare is over. Cue the dancing in the streets! We're being serious here, actually — we are sincerely thrilled for our favorite down home girl/woman right now. TMZ is reporting that Britney has finally pulled the plug on her leechy husband, citing irreconcilable diffs and asking for full legal and physical custody of Sean Preston and Jaeden Blu or whatever. "Sources tell TMZ there was no single reason for Britney pulling the plug, rather, it was 'a string of events.'" Yeah, noooo shit.

Update: TMZ now has the divorce documents.

Update: CNN weighs in, explaining the situ to anyone who's been living on an isolated island where Us Weekly isn't available: "The Spears-Federline marriage has been chronicled in detail in celebrity magazines since the pair tied the knot, with rumors of problems surfacing often." Indeed.

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